Awesome+News+Report+by+Liza

I don't do news reports any more I do awesome made up prodects pages. Our brand is called Yuki!

PLease come to our supermarkets which are located at earth!

Our latest products!

PLease buy the amazing loooonic (food processor)! It comes in 7 colours, blue, blu, bl, b, red, re and r. It is one of the best food processors out there. Only 1 person died in the making however 2024 got seriously injured. It has many features


 * It processes 15 types of fruit, including apples, pears, oranges, strawberries, grapefruits, bananas, grapes, watermelon, rockmelon, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes, avacados, honeydue and pineapples.
 * You can manage to stuff this machine with 34 types of fruit without it being seriously damaged. PLease do not, do not put mangoes in this will cause the machine to believe it is a mexican burrito. It will try to steal a wrap and wrap itself in it also adding many different vegies into your electronics. As well it will steal everyones tutus and eats your dairy products.
 * It is a great Mp3 player that can hold up to 12 songs! OMG that is 10000000 less than normal blenders(you just dont know it).
 * Corn can be bought half price if you buy this
 * It is a great source of petrol when broken
 * Has 2 different functions, Blend and bleend
 * Blending is simple
 * Bleending is when multiple fruits get put in and end up as a llama!
 * 42 different outcomes to each fruit. The most common furry and chunky while the least common is burrito.

The side effects may include
 * Lose of Dairy products
 * Lose of wraps
 * lose of vegies
 * Lose of electronics
 * food poisoning
 * food abducting your dog's brain
 * pollution
 * Death
 * space eatening
 * bleeding due to blades
 * multiple llamas spitting on you.
 * A random guy in your living room
 * A random gal in your food processing unit
 * cavities
 * corn